Cof$

A vulgar term for the Church of Scientology. The term comes from the fact that Scientology churches must pay their bills by requesting fixed-amount donations for their courses or their counselling. While few other religions do that, this relatively new idea allows the Scientology religion to grow at a pace commensurate with how valuable people think it is. It has continued to grow.

When I saw the term "Cof$" in the article, I knew the writer had writen a one-sided and hateful piece.

by Hill-Runner February 09, 2005

coffing

having to cough up the dough for this round o' coffee

I hope you know that though I'm coffing up this time next time your treat when we head for the coiffure.

by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008

Cof cofiticofcof

Noun used to reffer to a cold.

*Your friend coughs aggressively*
You: Seems like you've got a cof cofiticofcof

by bilbie December 15, 2022