the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.
Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*
Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.
Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
*Jim leaves*
Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.
Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
by Beatle Bundy August 15, 2011
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Sarah stumbled into an orgy by mistake and swiftly found herself directly in the middle of a "cocktagon."
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A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni
Person 1: dude I had the craziest cockaroni last night it was so painful, I’m in the recovery fase now,
Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!
Person 2: Bro that’s insane I had one last week! And I’m still in the recovery fase!
by Gas king March 17, 2021
Get the Cockaroni mug.An alias for a serial quoll eater. He avoids squirrels and usually can tell a difference. He also goes by tommie salamie. He says he’s fun like Chuck E. Cheese but the only thing fun about him is his name and maybe his nose.
by asssucker.48 November 27, 2018
Get the Charlieie E Chuckwagon mug.N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins
Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?
Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.
Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.
Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.
Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.
Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
by Migrodamus October 16, 2009
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Evolved from the Cowboys' promotional slogan "America's Team".
"America's Team" became "America's Bandwagon" (due to so many out of town fans hopping on the Cowboys' bandwagon). "America's Bandwagon" was then shortened to "Bandwagon". After several Cowboys' players were arrested for various drug offenses, "Bandwagon" was renamed "Crackwagon" in reference to Michael Irvin's drug of choice.
Evolved from the Cowboys' promotional slogan "America's Team".
"America's Team" became "America's Bandwagon" (due to so many out of town fans hopping on the Cowboys' bandwagon). "America's Bandwagon" was then shortened to "Bandwagon". After several Cowboys' players were arrested for various drug offenses, "Bandwagon" was renamed "Crackwagon" in reference to Michael Irvin's drug of choice.
by Captain Funkypants October 2, 2005
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by [Al]hambra August 7, 2006
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