cockend

A variation of the old British favorite bellend, cockend is most commonly used as a random meaningless insult delivered in jest whilst in the company of peers.

"You, good sir, are a bad bad cockend."

by Chrisfu September 8, 2003

cockend

An individual who has a demanour or holds opinions that show them to be benignly dim.

"I find Jeremy Clarkson entertaining and refreshingly irreverent"

"I thought you were alright but I realise you're actually a cockend"

by Dan 88 November 1, 2007

Cockandspeil

When a male uses his penis to play musical melodies on a womens bare butt.

"Honey what are you doing to my ass?"

"Playin' my cockandspeil."

by E-tyme October 8, 2008

cocundle

Approximately 1.32 ounces of cocaine

"Ey man, you got the cocundle?"
"Ye homie, I got yo shit."
"I love you, no homo."

by Spadler November 30, 2013

Cockender

A member of "Eastenders" being a cock...

"Max Branning's being a total cockender this week!"

by Jarvis Focker September 1, 2009

cockandballs

Referring to another person using a falsified story to make themselves feel big 'n' hard.

Jonny told me this cockandballs story about how he kicked the naff out of some bloke in church.

by G Bud December 21, 2007

CockandBallology

The study of cock and balls

I study CockandBallology in college

Or
I had an exam in CockandBallology today, it was about cock and ball torture

by JM⭐ October 4, 2021