Cocktopede

An insect like creature like a centepede apart from having 100 legs the cocktopede has 100 cocks for legs. He is a famous singer on youtube check him out.

Oh my god check out the fucking cocktopede he has 100 cocks and they are huge I have only got one and its tiny what a lucky CUNT.

by DEANOOOOO December 30, 2008

Cocktazed

When your girl is having a long or continuous orgasm and she acts like she’s been tazed and having an epileptic attack.

I cocktazed my girl last night and I thought the cops broke in the house and tazed her.

by Juan & Maggie June 23, 2019

cockapella

A portmanteau of 'cock' and 'rockapella'. When a guy has sex without playing any music, one can say he's doing in cockapella.

Dude: I'm thinking of making a move on Maria
Friend: Want to borrow my Shade album?
Dude: No, I think I'll do it cockapella

by TheGriz April 1, 2009

Cocktales

A Song by Too $hort about all the girls, bitches, girlfriends, hos, whores, groupies, etc he has

Cocktales the song rules.
it's on Short Dogg's "Cocktails" CD

by lil pimpin' June 19, 2006

cocktagenarian

A man who is a total dickhead and also in his eighth decade of life (numerically. i.e. 80 - 89 years old).

The guy I work for is a total asshat. And he's old. He's a cocktagenarian.

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

Cocktave

The interval between one spit and another during ejaculation at double the amount of semen cumming out.
It happens when you perform a beat accompanied by the sound of fapping (heard during masturbation).

You: I have to go to my bedroom.

Me: Why?
You: I’m playing in bed and performing in cocktaves.

by gregben March 12, 2022

Human Cocktipede

A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.

"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."

"What the fuck."

by The Granite Guzzler May 31, 2021