cockstacker

One who stacks cocks, for the purposes of enjoying them one after the other.

"Do you know Ian?" "Yeah. The guy's a total cockstacker."

by B Sinclair February 7, 2007

cocktailed

The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.

Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed

by Jour-Hadique December 28, 2005

Cockecheese

1. adj. showing behavior seeming somewhat outstanding to the norm of a group or society, typically seeming to observe others; suspicious; sneaky.

2. interjection. a term used when a group of two or more are walking down the street, looking somewhat suspicious and beeing aware of that, or when they are looking good attracting others attention.

Finn: Look at that guy over there. What an outsider.

Jake: Yes, he is really cockecheese.

by Schlazzaam October 6, 2012

Cockcheese

How does one explain cockcheese? Imagine twenty men, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a group circle. Then, all of them whip out their dicks and masturbate for three consecutive hours. The juices all land in the middle of the circle, mixing into a puddle and eventually a giant mountain of cum. After the event is over, the residue is left on the floor for a few days. And, well, you know how milk becomes like cottage cheese if you leave it out in the open for a few days? Apply the same process, and will form a similar product with the same textures and a very delicious taste. There you have it, Cockcheese.

Afterwards, Cockcheese is often scooped and placed in separate containers, ready to be sold in stores. While most enjoy this most luxurious product plain, it often comes in different variations for the more adventurous types. There is, for example, Swiss Cockcheese in which the participating males stick their dicks in the material after the cottage cheese effect, thus forming holes for a more exotic design. Or for you activist mothers out there who don't want to consume a product with the harmful effects of pesticides from participating males, we have Organic Cockcheese for an extra $1.99.

by Dorr200789 December 28, 2009

cockface

Referring to someone who's been a real asshole to you.

My grade 11 math teacher was a real cockface!

by Warden April 19, 2006

Cocktact

1. To make contact with a cock.

2. To contact something else with your cock.

3. To contact another cock with your cock.

1. "It's been too long since I last made cocktact"

2. "I need to make cocktact with her asap."

3. "Dude, we must made cocktact."

by Drew Gobrecht May 15, 2008

cocktathalon

Unlike a gang bang, a cocktathalon is where one person (guy or girl) has sex with 10 different partners, each in a new and different position, in the one evening

Man, your room mate Sal loves sex. She did a cocktathalon last night!

by 35fordavenue February 27, 2015