cocklash

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries

I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.

by rob April 4, 2003

Cocksmash

When a male repeatedly thrusts his package vigorously against a person of the opposite sex, in a dry hump fashion. Most incidences are often seen in night clubs involving alcohol consumption.

WARNING: May cause member of the opposite sex (the cocksmashee) to gain whiplash.

Wow, I was trying to "swing my hair back and forth" but that guy kept cocksmashing me, RUDE!

by cocksmash2010 December 30, 2010

Cocksplosion

Another way of saying ejaculate

She knelt down and Nick E. cocksploded (past tense of cocksplosion) in her mouth, she drank it down like a pro.

by Collioman October 28, 2008

Thibodaux Cock Splash

A sexual act in which the man takes a shit and smears it all over the woman’s face. As a result of the extremely nauseating smell, the woman will vomit and aim it towards her partner’s cock. The name was originated in Thibodaux, Louisiana; where only its residents are disgusting enough to perform this type of perversion.

Last night I hooked up with Robbie and I thought we were about to do a rusty trombone. Well, he pulled a fast one on me and we ended up doing the Thibodaux Cock Splash.

by Yuliqa MaDiq June 22, 2006

cockstash

The act of raping someone while they are sleeping by putting your dick in there mouth and or making them give you a blowjob

Jayne was mad when she found out Joe cockstashed her

by thefreeman00 July 30, 2008

Cracksplash

When a man ejaculates his semen on his partner's asscrack instead of in the anus.

She wouldn't agree to letting me make an anal creampie, but she said I could cracksplash her then smear it around with my cock.

by Undersexeddude March 13, 2011

Cocksmash

Co-ck-sma-ssh, verb
The act of missing a sexual partners poon or stink hole with ones cock and hitting the bit inbetween at full force resulting in a "cocksmash".

So, I was pounding away on this the young filly when I got a tad carried away, pulled out and said, "right little missy, take this one you filthy little harrlot" and went at her with the might of empire, a pain ran up my jonson and I knew straight away there had been a terrible cocksmash, it's been this colour and bent at a 45 degree angle for weeks now, anything you can do doctor?

by morgansgoat October 30, 2012