cocksmoked

verb-some girl told me that it means "to get hit by something"....by what, i dont know. i think you can draw your own conclusions.

katie got cocksmoked in the head by a ( gatorade bottle)?

by tdubs May 13, 2005

cocksnard

Told to some who is being a Stupid Dick.

I can't believe you just did that to me. You are such a Cocksnard!

by Corrosion King April 13, 2014

cockstacker

One who stacks cocks, for the purposes of enjoying them one after the other.

"Do you know Ian?" "Yeah. The guy's a total cockstacker."

by B Sinclair February 7, 2007

cocksnipe

Verb. To look at a dude's wang at any time. Made famous by comedian Mike Mackenzie.

In the washroom, while urinating in a urinal, you catch the bro beside you checking out your junk. At this point, you would say, "Aw, I just got cocksniped"

by Friction Burnt Anus December 16, 2008

Chief Cocksmoke

1. The ultimate punk-ass motherfucker that you could ever know.

2. The pinnacle of all assholes.

person1: There's that guy at work that's always up the boss's asshole. Keep on walking faggot.

person2: Oh, yeah. Mr. Chief Cocksmoke. That guy is a fuckin' complete douchebag. If I ever catch him staring at me again while I'm at work I'll beat his fucking ass.

by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010

cockspike

nervous tremble in the penis with a feeling needles in the shaft

joe got a cockspike and had to stop fucking.

by Kennyzisme April 23, 2009

cocksbane

Any person or situation which instantly negates any eroticism; a boner killer.

My parents walked in on me and my fiance. It was cocksbane, man.

by RndmPeep June 23, 2017