cockpet

a cockpet is produced when extra air is pushed from the penis. it's a quief for men.

Sorry... I just made a cockpet...

by coucoubloublou August 17, 2009

Cockstig

A whore.

Man I hope you didn't fuck that cockstig dude... I hear she has crabs.

by cockstig August 29, 2016

Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.

Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."

by mebematt77 January 25, 2009

cockstume

A costume for a penis. Cockstumes can be homemade, adapted from everyday items, or meticulously designed by Purdue engineers.

Man, that pilgrim costume on that turkey would make a great cockstume.

by boilerup-fuckIU June 20, 2011

Cockstipated

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, am i ever Cockstipated again"

by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008

Cockmeter

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.

How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.

by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

cocklet

A young boy's penis

He cupped his hands over his immature cocklet

by Sam May 7, 2003