cock munch

muncher of the cock.

by christopher September 18, 2003

cockpunch

a punch to someones groin area

Bill drank Tom's last beer, so Tom gave him a cockpunch

by richard taylor April 25, 2003

Cock Munch

Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.

Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.

"Get the fuck out of here you dumb Cock Munch"

by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013

Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.

"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."

by Neel Vora January 11, 2006

cockmance

a cockmance is the gayest level of non-gayness possible, without actually being homosexual for a straight man. It is the next step after a bromance.

"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"

by panopticon123 May 9, 2010

Cockmush

When you masturbate so hard your penis turns

flaccid and to mush.

Yo Dude I had a tug until I got cockmush last night.

by Hulmeeiscalledspitdick March 21, 2013

cockmonch

Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.

Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.

Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.

Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.

by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006