cockhandled

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.

Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!

by stance July 16, 2004

CockHawk

A female who goes out in public with very little clothes on with the intention of getting some cock for the night

That girls a tease looking for some D, what a fucking CockHawk

by Area52 July 16, 2019

Cockamouse

A word used by Lily in "How I met your mother".

It means: a mutant combination between cockroach and mouse.

Robin: So what was it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a cockamouse!
Robin: What?
Lily: It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...

by Mythdra March 28, 2009

Cockhard

Something extremely difficult/tough or physically rugged and unbreakable.

Can be used to for both physical and mental descriptions.

ex 1:
Dave: Damn, I think I failed that test man, it was cockhard!
Ray: No, you're just stupid.

ex 2:
Dave: My shoulder hurts ever since you body-slammed me on that cockhard floor!

by badkarma927 June 3, 2007

Cockhardy

Describes a guy who has a hardy cock

Bro can go all night with that thing. He's hella cockhardy!

by Xaime May 4, 2016

cockhands

A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.

1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"

2. "Cockhands!"

by storkman January 17, 2008

Cockhomo

An insult referring to someone as a gay man who craves cock.

Roland is such a cockhomo, all he thinks about is sucking other guys dicks

by SpofoAnon January 10, 2008