Cocketeer

A dude sporting a hard, rigid cock.

This locker room is full of cocketeers.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2018

cockasserie

N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior.

Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here!

by danielle April 13, 2007

cockade

A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world).

He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him!

After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade.

by KK Cronkite October 24, 2008

cockaterian

Someone who strictly eats penis.

Harry is a cockaterian.

by my name is name January 28, 2010

cockatier

Verb. to cockatier is to present oneself to a mate, in the most cute way possible, using all of one's best features. Batting your eyelashes, doing your playful face, or simply smiling devilishly at your partner are all examples of cockatiering.

You're not going to win me over, Bob! So stop cockatiering.

by fronc08 January 23, 2011

Cockateer

Master of the cock

Almost jedi like in skill

'How does he always get the girls?'

'Total Cockateer.'

'Oh right. That explains it then.'

by Sophie O July 11, 2006

Cockbadger

1) A Female Badger that loves a bit of cock.

2) A furry animal that lives in your cock.

3) A total asshole who you'd like to call a harsh name but cannot think of anything else but a random name like Cockbadger.

4) A woman who sucks quite alot of cock.

1) Oh my god that Badger loves that Badgers cock!

2) Oh my god, is that a Cockbadger in your cock! I want one!

3) Tom Moorhouse, Fuck you Tom you errrmmm... errrr.. Cockbadger!

4) Oh my god, your wife is such a Cockbadger!

by Phin & Werdna August 23, 2006