Cock Robbed

When taking a shot in foosball and the other player just gets back to his goalie and absolutley stones the shit out of you

MAN1:*Shoots the ball*
MAN2:*clears it off the goal line*
MAN1:AHHH I JUST GOT COCK ROBBED
MAN2:YA BITCH

by Cwaterton12 June 23, 2008

Rubber Cock Wallup

Ahhh, revenge for the ladies. This is the smacking, or slapping of a dildo or strap-on cock, usually in a 'take that' kind of way...but distributed by a female to a male. The face, again, is a great spot for a Rubber Cock Wallup, but any spot on the body is acceptable.

Ha ha...I was right, you were wrong...now ya get a Rubber Cock Wallup.

by scorpi November 1, 2008

Rubber Cock Sock Beatdown

Blow your load into a condom, proceed to place 2 D batteries inside, and take turns striking each others face.

We went four rounds of Rubber Cock Sock Beatdown before she finally knocked me out.

by Dasmandude March 16, 2021

Rubber Cock Wallup

Ahhh, revenge for the ladies. This is the smacking, or slapping of a dildo or strap-on cock, usually in a 'take that' kind of way...but distributed by a female to a male. The face, again, is a great spot for a Rubber Cock Wallup, but any spot on the body is acceptable.

Ha ha...I was right, you were wrong...now ya get a Rubber Cock Wallup.

by scorpi November 1, 2008

Cockrobbed

Tall guy who’s cock is 6” or less

I thought Patrick Downs would have a huge cock but it’s not even 5”, he was definitely cockrobbed!

by Dustineverit November 4, 2019

Cockjobber

The name for a guy with a small penis that you bring to a MMF threesome in order to make your package look larger.

Last night with Dave and Sarah was awesome! That cockjobber made my 6" look huge!

by Faulken April 24, 2011

Cockrobber

One who steals penises.

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!

by The Charles October 28, 2003