COF

Crotchety old fuck

He's just some COF.

by crotonAlvarado April 9, 2025

cöf

Cöf is when you handcuff someone
Could also mean coffee

Cop" Ha, you've just been cöffed, now you can't do any more crime"
Person being cöffed " ah soot"

"What do you want from breakfast?"
"Just give me a cöf

by Wakeiwaki November 21, 2022

cof's

Circle of Friends. Where everybody is close to everybody in a group of close family and friends.

Who's going to be at the party? Oh, just the cof's of course.

I love the cof's!

by jheart November 3, 2008

Cof cofiticofcof

Noun used to reffer to a cold.

*Your friend coughs aggressively*
You: Seems like you've got a cof cofiticofcof

by bilbie December 15, 2022

Coffee Booster

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.

That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.

by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022

Coffeezilla

Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen is a gossip columnist and true-crime drama youtuber, best known for his internet trolling antics and true-crime investigative video commentary where he self-proclaims to expose alleged scams. He is most famously quoted for saying “All crypto is a scam” later backtracking and saying that “98% of crypto is a scam” that he believes without proof to be cryptocurrency scams. Due to being incentivized to receive as many views as possible, his content optimize for attention rather than accuracy according to a statement from Washington Post.

Stephen Allen Findeisen: Did you see coffeezilla rip The Real World? He said it’s a scam because people are paying $49/month and only making $2k-$6k/mo in profit. That’s no where near 6 figures or life changing.

Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected Coffee with extra milk until he said that.

Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his words, an evil hater stuck in the matrix. These people worked hard for that $2k-$6k. Considering they are 16-25 that is amazing progress and I’m proud of em. Stephen Findeisen

by coffeezilla January 18, 2023

avetard coffee table

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019