Jim... damn that's a lot of paper.(tickets) scott. I sell everyone that walks through the door. jim. that's why your the closer fo real yo. scott. I'm just handling my bussiness. biotch
by scott 007 September 16, 2008
Get the closer mug.The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.
Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.
You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…
Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!
You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…
Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
Get the closer mug.You get me closer to God.
by Genius13 July 09, 2005
Get the closer mug.Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.
by Eddy S. October 31, 2007
Get the closer mug.by ashley rose July 19, 2005
Get the closer mug.An amazing movie, starring Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Julia Roberts, and Clive Owen. A devastatingly depressing story that documents the truth about what many people consider to be "love". Deff a must see for...oh, say, everyone in the world.
Closer Quotes:
"People who fall in love at first sight never stop looking."
"I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."
"There's a moment, there's always a moment. 'I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it,' and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one."
"Everybody wants to be happy."
--"Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live--which can be depressing."
"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off--but it's better if you do."
"You KISSED me!"
--"What are you, twelve?"
"People who fall in love at first sight never stop looking."
"I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."
"There's a moment, there's always a moment. 'I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it,' and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one."
"Everybody wants to be happy."
--"Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live--which can be depressing."
"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off--but it's better if you do."
"You KISSED me!"
--"What are you, twelve?"
by kayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 05, 2006
Get the closer mug.i macked that bitch, im going to make coffee because coffee is for closers. Remember your ABC's. Always be closing
by coles September 14, 2003
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