closeretta 

A gay man or woman who is in the closet and/or in denial about their homosexuality.

Tom Cruise and Mariska Hargitay are two examples of what a closeretta is.

closeretta by closeretta June 29, 2009

closettastic 

A homosexual who embraces the closet lifestyle and doesnt feel the need to come out.

my best friend dresses to fancy to be straight, i think he's closettastic.

closettastic by pollyred January 4, 2013