Wearing the sickest wooden clogs with pride, clog your way around everywhere while clonking the clogs as cloggily as possible! Remember Clogging is the new craze!
by KSGBG October 03, 2021
A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.
Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.
by Valinda November 02, 2006
When a male has to pee really bad and as he walks into a bathroom to pee he can't make himself pee because of pressure from other people in the bathroom.
Lloyd Banks: So ya feel better now 50?
50 Cent: Nah man I got clogged! Imma need some privacy.
Lloyd Banks: Dang it! Then go behind a bush!
50 Cent: Ok...
50 Cent: Nah man I got clogged! Imma need some privacy.
Lloyd Banks: Dang it! Then go behind a bush!
50 Cent: Ok...
by rapper97 June 28, 2011
A strang lump of wood that you strap to your foot in order to walk through tulips... (or maybe float should you fall in a canal smashed out of your face on Heineken and Purple Haze) looks a bit like an old cheese?
by Blunt Bandit 66 April 01, 2003
by J Zee June 24, 2009
(1) A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.
That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs.
by DMurphy May 01, 2008