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clocking 

verb.

The act of tampering with the odometer of a vehicle to make it appear that the vehicle has not travelled as far as it really has. This tactic is often employed to sell a vehicle for more than it is actually worth.
Dan bought his car from a shonky dealer. I told him that the car had probably been clocked, but he had no idea what clocking was. He's fucked if the rego inspector picks up on it.
clocking by TeraByte911 December 16, 2008
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Clocking 

Clocking is the sexual technique of inserting one's penis inside a vagina and rotating it around like a clock. There are three main speeds, based on the three hands of a clock, the fastest being one rotation per minute, representing the seconds hand. The second fastest is one rotation per hour, representing the hour hand, and the slowest is one rotation per day, representing the hour hand which completes a rotation in 12 hours. Two of these rotations can be done within 24 hours, though one is done during the day and one is done during the night.
"I am clocking your mother in my bedroom tonight, Mohammad." said Abbad while chopping his goat.
Clocking by WillyDixon June 3, 2021

clocking 

harry was caught clocking chris
clocking by bigdogbellos December 15, 2011

Clocking 

To completely finish a video game
Clocking is to 100% complete a video game, doing everything possible within it.

"Dude me and Darcy stayed up and clocked the new crash bandicoot in one night, it was sick"
Clocking by donedeed February 12, 2020

Clocking you 

This occurs when someone follows your typical movements over a period of time as part of a plan, such as an escape or a crime.
The inmates were clocking you and the Sergeant's cell checks to time a drug deal.
Clocking you by I, Wreckerrr March 12, 2021

clocking out 

Gooby: "Yo daw you coming over to Macki's clib?"
Dolan: "Nah fool. Im clocking out!"
clocking out by GoobyGoobs February 1, 2013

Clocking the dough 

To sell illegal drugs in exchange for money
Eazy-E: Cruising down the street in my 6-4
Jockin the freaks clocking the dough
Clocking the dough by kfcguy1 August 13, 2016