cockhawk

Styling male pubic hair like a mohawk.

His bits are set off beautifully by that bitchin cockhawk.

by sarah June 26, 2004

cockjack

the act of stealing a friend's romantic interest (typically used by girls).

Ex. 1) Girl, you got cockjacked by your more attractive friend, Hannah.

Ex. 2) Hey man, your jerk-ass friend is planning on cockjacking you.

Ex. 3) Annabelle unintentionally cockjacks every girl when they bring hot dates around.

by AddyHamilton December 23, 2011

Clocksucker

A clocksucker is someone who works more hours to make the boss happy but really just wants more money

"Bill came in early AND left late. What a clocksucker."

by Rob Eback August 7, 2007

Clickjacked

When a person gets "clickjacked" it means that they clicked on a suspicious link (usually on facebook). After they click on the link, their account becomes infected with malware. That malware tends to spam the hell out of their friends by posting more malware laden links on their friends' walls.

Paula's wall: Like OMG, you guys! Dell is giving away FREE computers! Click on this link (malware-laden link) to get a FREE computer! It won't last long! CLICK on the link right now!! =)

The same message gets posted on all of her friends' walls.

Paula's wall 2 hours later: Wow, somebody totally hacked my account! I did NOT post all of that crap! I'm changing my password!

Paula's friend: Paula, you are such moron! You didn't get hacked! You got clickjacked! Stop clicking on those damned links!

by Alias1989 March 9, 2012

cocksackie disease

Disease of the throat and mouth caused by vigorous and excessive blowjobs

Jane is a bit under the weather, she has a mild case of Cocksackie disease

by jasante2 January 2, 2018

Cockshackled

1. Verb- to be absolutely drunk

2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.

1. Alex was completely cockshackled after the three pints and five yager bombs

2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.

by JonathanCowenXX August 7, 2018

cocksack

Noun: A person who is a flaming faggot. An asshole, a gay mother fucker!

Jake Lynch is a cocksack because he's a flaming faggot

by ANONYMOUS November 17, 2006