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cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.
I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.
by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008
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Blitarded

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.
Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded
by Danny Prime October 26, 2011
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Cutarded

Describes how the person looks cute but retarded at the same time.
That picture you sent me makes you look cutarded.
by 5gum4u August 14, 2012
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CoVtarded

Person who lives in complete denial and or ignorance of the countless studies showing the countless ways SARS2 confers damage to humans, instead blaming vaccines for said damages or the potential thereof. A vaccine that covers 1 out of 29 proteins of the virus itself. Ripe with logical fallacies and motivated reasoning, especially appeal to nature and confirmation bias, with overall reading difficulties, truly CoVtarded people.
Murr thinks the vaccine will kill everyone, and that he has never had covid despite being a maskless asshole. What a CoVtarded person
by coolmindman June 28, 2023
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clintarded

a person from the country or backwoodz, usually wearing nascar paraphernalia and/or chewing tobacco. These people are usually mentally retarded or pretty damn close to it. Can be seen in your local walmart or hardware store in their 1978 rust color chevy pickup.
Did you see that guy in the dale jr. sleevless shirt, i couldnt understand a damn thing that clintarded mutha fucka said to me.
by Arich August 22, 2006
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castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.
I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.
by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005
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contarded

omg, she is soo contarded
by CarooxCore April 9, 2007
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