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ClickFrenzy

An online site which runs on a raspberry pi computer which is impossible to access. Thousands of people expect to get a bargain only to realise that the site is only capable of having one person online at a time.
How will i waste my night? Maybe i'll go on Clickfrenzy!!
by hahalol777 November 25, 2012
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cliture

Portmanteau of "picture" and "clitoris". A picture of a woman's vagina and/or clitoris, often sent as a text or through webcam for sexting or cybering. See "dicture" for the male equivalent.
All I asked for was a cliture. I mean, I sent her all my dicpics, and then she reported me to the admins for sexual abuse. What a bitch.
by selenus1 May 12, 2011
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clicktrance

A degenerate state of computer usage where you stop caring about accomplishing anything or bettering yourself in any way. The only thing that remains is to click on random hyperlinks in your browser, look at the similarly random pages they link to, then click on something else and forget everything you just saw. Can also refer to similarly meaningless clicking in games like minesweeper.

Used a couple of times on boingboing.net, which as we all know, must make it a legitimate term.
"I couldn't do my homework because I was stuck in a clicktrance."
"Are you saying you're a druggie?!"
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clitature

Any form of litterature which talks about sex or gets a woman aroused
She didnt want to bang, but her mind was changed after reading some clitature.
by BigJohn99 July 6, 2009
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clickskreig

To engage in war using false news and propaganda with scandalous and intriguing "clickbait" titles and links.
Russian intelligence is engaged in a clickskreig to degrade western democracies.
by Wordist April 6, 2017
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cockture

A culture based on thinking from a guys dick. Making life decisions for a happy penis
He’s such a cockture
They think the cockture way
by Funkycacti December 7, 2021
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Cracktured

When an object becomes both cracked and fractured
My man's leg was cracktured after that hit
by CoolSlimeBoy February 15, 2022
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