clerical psychologist

A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.

I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

clebglonked

The felling you have after you smell something horrific

Woke up to myself violently shitting the bed the smell had me clebglonked

by Jy the king January 20, 2022

Clegg

/plural noun/: Cleggs

1. A popular slang word for those who practice Taintucluese. Usually referring to eggs and/or legs.

2. Kenny Powers’ longtime townie buddy in the hit TV series Eastbound & Down.

Ex. 1: Hey, did you see Clessi’s attack? Yeah, it was bad but give Clessi a break, he doesn’t have any cleggs.

Ex. 2: Nice cleggs!

Ex. 3: Which came first, the chicken or the clegg?

Ex. 4: Fuck you Clegg!

by Old Blacktoe October 23, 2023

Zinger Clegg

Much like a Nutty Clegg a Zinger Clegg is a Cling on but the only difference is it occurs after you have explosive diarrhoea and the poo that hasn’t been wiped off and forms a Clegg and it burns your arse hole

I had a painful poo last night and forgot to wipe, I think I have a Zinger Clegg

by CleggMaster May 2, 2019

Clergevil

An individual entering the auspicious ranks of revered spiritual authority with the exclusive intent to sexually violate unsuspecting adolescent boys.

As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.

by YAWA April 18, 2015

CLEGANEBOWL

FUCKING CONFIRMED GET HYPE
WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE

"Hey, so I heard this interesting 'Cleganebowl' theory about the Houn-"
"IT'S FUCKING CONFIRMED"

by Sergeant Turdwhilst June 3, 2015

Clegger

Elderly men who parade through gym locker rooms in the nude, often indulging others in unwanted and awkward conversation.

I just finished working out and went to locker room and found a clegger "hanging out" near my locker.

by Ed Von Haviland June 16, 2017