When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.
Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.
Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
Get the Scat Clawed mug.When Keine Kamishirasawa from the Touhou games transforms on the full moon, goes crazy, and rapes you in the ass with her horns.
The term's association with said ass-raping comes from a butchered English-to-Japanese machine translation where "caved!!!!" became "screwed!!!!". Used by mostly Japanese-speaking Touhou fans, but a few English-speakers have also adopted the term.
The term's association with said ass-raping comes from a butchered English-to-Japanese machine translation where "caved!!!!" became "screwed!!!!". Used by mostly Japanese-speaking Touhou fans, but a few English-speakers have also adopted the term.
by QueenieZ December 7, 2009
Get the caved!!!! mug.A failure during an average to high pressured social situation involving the opposite gender (or professsional setting) that causes a complete loss of bodily control due to an instant regret and insecurity, i.e erectile dysfunction.
"Oh my God, last night this hot, rich, naked girl asked me to have sex but I just couldn't. I was nervous. I clayed."
by ClevelandSad January 6, 2017
Get the Clayed mug.A slang "name call"; A reference to the character Cliff Claven from the show Cheers.
A master and avid sharer of trivia. Someone who never hesitates to set people straight with facts (or "facts" of dubious correctness), at every possible opportunity, whether or not the information is desired. Usually the stories are far longer than anyone wants to hear.
A master and avid sharer of trivia. Someone who never hesitates to set people straight with facts (or "facts" of dubious correctness), at every possible opportunity, whether or not the information is desired. Usually the stories are far longer than anyone wants to hear.
Person1: "It was just snow. Snow is snow."
Person2: "Well *actually* there, Normy, the Inuit have 37 different words to describe snow. Legend has it that the explorer, Pedro Ralfkin once became trapped in a snow bank, and..."
Person1: "You are such a Claven!"
Person2: "Well *actually* there, Normy, the Inuit have 37 different words to describe snow. Legend has it that the explorer, Pedro Ralfkin once became trapped in a snow bank, and..."
Person1: "You are such a Claven!"
by indgosky May 11, 2009
Get the Claven mug.Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008
Get the ClaMedia mug.A new way to say we’re good/ we chilling. Use this after something eventful happens and you feel the need to tell people you are okay.
by Ilovemelana August 18, 2019
Get the we clawed mug.not a particularly nice town; typical seaside resort of days-gone-by. immense amounts of old people, a pier which frequently collapses and a beach on which if you steal pebbles you get taken to court are just some of it's attractions!
on the other hand, it's nicer than nailsea, and the houses on top of the hill over looking the severn are beautiful.
on the other hand, it's nicer than nailsea, and the houses on top of the hill over looking the severn are beautiful.
by scotch egg April 19, 2005
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