Clatter Fudge

The yeasty white discharge formed by the vagina. Often found in discarded undies or on the penis after sex.

I was putting some washing in the washing machine when I noticed my wife's thong riddled with clatter fudge.

by R.NoonUK June 18, 2012

clatter-fucked

To has have such amazing and hard/rough sex with a person they are unable to move/ breathe/do anything except lie there and gasp!

Man, I clatter-fucked her last night.

Jesus, I got clatter-fucked last night I could barely breathe.

by urbanzenpk September 28, 2006

Clatter Valve

Clatter valve is a north east slang for a women's private parts (the foof)

She got it right in the clatter valve last night.

by Robbie Weir fan club September 8, 2014

Clatter-splatter

The act of watching the Night King death scene whilst masturbating.

*watches last scene of season 8 episode 3 of Game of Thrones*
Guys I'm gonna need about 20 minutes alone to rewatch that and get in a quick clatter-splatter.

by SkwareChicken April 28, 2019

clit clatter

Same as bumping fur. Froppage, French for "rubbing". When two lesbians bump and grind together their vaginas.

It was noisy in the next room from all the clit clatter between my roomates.

by Yo mutha May 14, 2006

clitter clatter

Noun

1. A term used to describe a woman with multiple genital piercings. One is a

cunt ring, but 3 or 4 is clitter clatter.

2. A clitoris that is cluttered by excessive ornamentation.

"The jingle jangle of sweet clitter clatter."

by billebllunt May 8, 2014

clitter clatter

when you see a fyne boy/girl...they tickle your fancy good,,real good...either results in a wet coot or hard johnny.

Damn that beh so fyne, Clitter clatter!

by the Skis May 18, 2006