clusterflop

Polite replacement term for clusterfuck. When speaking in certain social situations, a speaker may feel the necessity to dramatize the futility of events, but decorum prevents. By utilizing clusterflop, the gravity of the event is emphasized without resorting to profanity

My attempt at cooking dinner turned into a real clusterflop.

by Macsloan December 21, 2013

cluster

A dirigible-shaped turd conisting of a number of pebble turds stuck together. Contrast with globular cluster which lacks the well-defined shape and more resembles a chocolate peanut cluster.

The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

Clusterfuck

1) a bad situation that involves many different smaller situations to create one massive insanely intense ordeal.

2)when to many things happen at once, making it extremely hard to comprehend.

1) Holy shit! i can't believe my girlfriend was fucking your boyfriend, and they both got into a car accident, and your brother just got arrested, and Jimmy is trying to commit suicide! This whole day was just one big clusterfuck!

2) Wait...i dont understand this movie, who the hell is that guy and why is he now pointing a gun at that other dude..? And when the fuck did they go to the jungle?

by CzarOfSlang April 21, 2010

Cluster F-Bomb

The application of this unique Variation of the traditional F-Bomb is quite theraputic when applied in the right situation see the example provided

Paddy .. (Drops Iphone-5 Breaking It .. Cluster F-Bomb Begins) .. Fuckin'... what the fuckin' fuck.. what the fuck... fuck this fuckin'... how the fuck did it fuckin' fucks... FUCK!

Charlie .. Did that help at all?

Paddy .. Actually yes i feel a lot better

by BoxingDayButImNotKeenOnSprouts November 27, 2013

Second Classer

A term coined by and for the most pathetic crowds of habbohotel

"brooooo l0vrs is such a second classer"

by no1care May 5, 2010

clapter

A "joke", often making a political or social statement, whose purpose is to make the audience applaud and agree instead of laugh. Popular with hack comedians and their fans.

Did Margaret Cho tell a single joke during that performance? Her entire show was just left-wing clapter.

by Dexy's Midnight Runner March 28, 2008

Clusterfuckchella

Coachella 2010

Did you go to Coachella this year?

No, I went to Clusterfuckchella.

by shmemenaynaynay May 11, 2010