clayface

robert shaw

man, I hate that guy clayface!

by rocco November 26, 2003

classfuck

A class that fucks your ass.

class + assfuck = classfuck

A: Are you taking English Lit?
B: Yeah it's a requirement.
A: Sorry to hear that. It's a real classfuck.
B: Tell me about it. I have 9 essays due over the next week.

by mary jane austen November 10, 2010

Crippler Crossface

In professional wrestling, the wrestler Chris Benoit uses a type of crossface called the Crippler Crossface.

"Chris Benoit has sharp moves, including his snap suplex, his sharpshooter, and most of all, his Crippler Crossface,"

by Sezril February 2, 2004

Clampface

Someone who looks like a clamp / bulldog clip has squashed their face together. Usually refers to clampface or clampy

Did you see him?? he had a right clampface!!

Eww she looks clampy!

by megacool July 13, 2009

Donkey Crossface

Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.

Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?

Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'

by Trashy Poo! February 15, 2010

classrape

unpleasant experience at school

I had a physics midterm and it classraped me so hard that I cried.


-or-


Today was a long day of getting classraped for me, and now I'm going to go home and cry while sitting on a bag of ice.

by Shalom October 18, 2004

classmate

Totally random person who just happened to be in the same class as you.

"It's Jo..... whatever and he's my classmate."

by MrBober April 19, 2021