Post Nut Clarity

Hindsight in real time

"Dude give me five min I'm bout ot do dome dumb shit I need some post nut clarity"
"Ight homeboy cum to your senses"

by saladcock September 14, 2019

Post Fap Clarity

When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick

Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch

by poizunman December 31, 2011

Rusty Clarinet

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.

Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”

by LargeDavid April 6, 2021

learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

by marzia November 4, 2012

Post Nut Clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just bust a nut. It gets worse the weirder the video you watch. You basically realize what your watching and think that it's horrible and that you would never watch it again yet you still do.

John: "Last night was horrible I had the worse post nut clarity of my life!"
Bryce: "Bro wtf were you watching then."
John: "Some incest cosplay shit."
Bryce: "Bro you are so fucking down bad."

by SkinnyPenis:( November 22, 2021

learned the clarinet at school

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

by Calliope987 November 3, 2012

Clarita

The name Clarita is used to describe someone who is strong but when she's had enough she'll tear up she's the most loyal honest and sincere girl you'll meet she's very beautiful and athletic don't let a Clarita go.....

I love Clarita so much

by Gxffu December 22, 2016