Clare

Clare (not Claire) is a smart, kind, and beautiful girl. She will not only love you, she will also be your best friend. She is a little bit shy, but if you get to know her, she will be one of the funniest people you have ever met. Don’t be too bold or brash with her. If you want her to love you, get her to be your friend first.

Person A: She’s so hot! I’m going to ask her out!
Person B: Get to know her first, she’s a Clare.

by Sushi in your face October 21, 2018

clagera

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.

Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.

by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008

Clarette

-Came from a french word. People with this name have a deep inner desire to inspire others in a higher cause, and to share their own strongly held views on spiritual matters.
-A name for the nicest, sexiest, best girl you'll ever get to meet.
-Has a great personality and can make you smile everyday. Once you get to meet this girl, you will never want to let her go.

Guy: Hey! is your name Clarette?
Girl: Yes, how did you know?
Guy: Because whenever i see you, you make my heart smile.

by lilydictionary August 19, 2013

Clare

A Clare is a beautiful kind hearted girl. Although finding the right person may be a struggle. Clare's often are very attractive and good looking, but when it comes to finding the right person it may take many times. Clare's take care of other people before themselves. They can help with even the littlest struggles in life. If you have a Clare as a friend (or more) you are probably one of the luckiest people on earth.

Man I with my girlfriend was a Clare.

by Cambell January 14, 2017

Clare Bear

A nickname for a girl named Clare.
Usually she is called this name by a guy who secretly is in love with her but will never admit it.

Guy: Hey, Clare Bear !
Other guy: Dude you so love her!
Guy: What? No... I was just warning Clare that a bear's behind her...
Other guy: What bear?!
Guy: Oh...it's gone.

by riverrr1075 August 3, 2009

alex clare

The most amazing artist ever to grace your mothers presence. His music is a passionate mashup of dubstep in the back with great vocals. Best know for his song too close, a song which, in some cultures, has whole religions formed around its amazingness. He and the most interesting man in the world dressed as each other for Halloween as chuck Norris wished he could join.

Have you converted to Alex clarism yet?

Yeah, I've been a brotha for 3 months now. I've listened to Alex Clare because its good for my soul.

by The third coolest man ever November 4, 2013

Clameron

Collective word for David Cameron and Nick Clegg, the new Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister of Great Britain.

"Jimmy, did you hear about that new government policy that Clameron put forward?"

by AlliceTreeDerby May 19, 2010