conjunctifucked

The intersection (conjunction) of things that are not meant to intersect, leading to a dysfunction of fucked up proportions.

Putting ketchup in my cereal has it all conjunctifucked.
You, Pam and Rudy are conjunctifucked. At least one of you fools needs to keep walking.

by PrimalHazard May 3, 2010

Conjunctivina

A form of conjunctivitis attained by rubbing your eye after sex having touched your girls vajayjay.

Common amongst those who cry after intercourse.

"Man, why is your eye so red?"
"Wiped a tear from my eye using my action finger after super emotional sex last night, now I have Conjunctivina"

by Chewed Muffin November 5, 2015

conjunction

Somethning that joins/connects or a simultaneous occurrence of events.
Sometimes it means a union,a combination of elements.

I, M.Verver, am a remarkable conjunction of various talents.

by M.Verver September 1, 2009

american conjunctivitis

The process through which, Americans abuse their language, and generate words through random conjunctions. Usually redneck in origin, these words eventually become acceptable in society as a whole.

I.E. Ya'll/y'all; as in y'all come back now ya' hear?
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.

By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...

by Josh McG January 19, 2007

conjungdiate

the act where two people become so much like each other, they take on all their isms, and all the useless shit they have in their character gets slowly into the other's character

before, Tarro was a normalish person. or maybe i was before. anyway, when we became friends we conjungdiated and now we're both total weirdoes because of the friendship

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

Conjunctified

Con⋅'junc⋅ti⋅fied - Cuhn⋅junc⋅tif⋅eyed

–adj(used with subject)
The state of being disarranged and uncomfortable with respect to one's clothing

Synonyms: disheveled, discombobulated, rumpled, tousled

Origin:
1990s, Kristinism, first noted in Rockland County, NY

"Ugh! this sweater never lays right! I'm all conjunctified!"

by Urbanjester March 31, 2009

Conjunction Junction

The #1 popular song in Schoolhouse Rock, where the main character is a conductor with a chef's hat that looks more like a pee pee. He teaches viewers about conjunctions (or cuntfucktions?) and humps train cars for a living.

Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses...

by JeffyFanatic5000 August 27, 2021