cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

cartard

A driver who consistently makes poor decisions and unsafe maneuvers while operating a vehicle. Someone who lacks common sense and quick reaction time while driving. A bit different from a castard.

That cartard just turned left from the right lane.

by M. Worley September 12, 2009

Cigarbanding

The "wrapping" of Television episodes consisting of a "leader" that introduces the title and theme and principal actors, and a "trailer" that presents the closing theme, credits and copyrights. Typically a TV episode will commence with a plot segment that presents some sort of tension leading to a crescendo, that is followed by the "leader".

Video junkies who want to watch multiple episodes of a series without having to listen to the theme again in each episode have to edit the episodes to remove the cigarbanding. To do this is to "decigarband" the content.

by omoikane no mago August 23, 2016

cifertard

seggsy person

cifertard is so hot

by hangetard March 2, 2021

Cigardad01

Famous host on the website LiveVideo.com

Al: Hey, you going to be in Cigardad01's show tonight?
Mike: I'm there!

by AChtry December 31, 2009

cigarmar

some tardmar who smokes way to many cigars

steve is such a fucking cigarmar he never fucking stops smoking those fuckers

by matt beliveau April 26, 2006

CigaReady

Getting ready for a cigarette. Either to get ready to go outside for a cigarette or to find a lighter to spark up.

Amber is getting CigaReady to go outside

by aortiz20 October 22, 2011