A guy usually found on a cruise ship who buys one those "CUBAN" cigars sold by a vendor on the beach;usually filled with tobacco,hay,and bits of rope.
Dave: That cigar smells like ass, did you buy that from some twelve year old on the beach.
Jeff:Yeah it's "CUBAN".
Dave: No Jeff that's a Backwoods with hay in it you Cigartard.
Hand-rolled cigarettes often rolled by underage smokers, made with tobacco, but cut with herbs like mint, raspberry leaves, and even catnip to save money and 'baccy. Kind of like crab spelled with a "K."
I ran out of Newports and Marlboros last night, but I can spare you a cigamaret rolled with tobacco from cig butts and a nice shaking of kitchen herbs!