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chronopathy

chronopathy n. (Gr. khronos, time + Gr. patheia, suffering) Ð a temporality disorder, a deficiency of time sense and inability to manage time, to comply with schedules, etc.
Chronopathy is the unindentified cause of many social disorders and career failures.

Chronopathy can be compared to blindness or dyslexia. As a severe impairment of the time orientation ability, it should be treated as a psychological condition rather than a moral deficiency.
by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003
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Chronoage

Also called cisage.

Having an age identity that is the same as your chronological age. Contrast with transage.
I am a chronoage 21-year-old. I was born 21 years ago and I do not identify as another age.
by Shugunou January 20, 2023
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chronorape

The act of procrastinating beyond all reasonable extremes, often involving the delaying/prevention of a certain event from taking place thus annoying a large group of people (the chronoraped) and taking away from them time which could have been used for something else.

Chrono - Greek: khronos, time.

Rape - Latin: verb rapere: to seize or take by force.
Innocent victim A : Hey man what you doing today?

Innocent victim B : Well, I was supposed to be going to play golf with that fucking wookie but so far ive been waiting six hours for him to buy some unicorn tears from www.spaffawayyourcash.com.

Innocent victim A : Christ on a bike, what have I told you about letting him chronorape you like that?
by Captain Billdad January 4, 2009
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chronoable

Kron-oh-uh-buh l
adjective
1. capable of kiteboarding in 5 knot winds because you own an Ozone Chrono kite.
"It's blowing 5 knots. It's Chronoable! I'll be on the water having fun in 10 minutes." This will be your daily posting online to social media after checking the wind speed at your favorite kiteboarding spot. It will drive your friends insane. They will first tell you that kiting in low winds is not fun. However after seeing how much fun you are having, they will get an Ozone Chrono and become a fellow Chronie and kiteboard everyday as soon as the winds hits 5 knots.
by Matanzas Inlet March 18, 2015
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chronicbate

The act of chronicly masterbating while hanging upside down from monkey bars while smoking bubonic chronic marijuana.
Do not text and chronicbate.
by Chuck Reins September 25, 2023
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ChronoBitchItis

to be a complete bitch all the time. So much that it seems like a disease.
Ya wanna chill out with ChronoBitchItis bud?!
by KK0NVICT January 22, 2009
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chronbater

Hey chronbater. Want a Hustler?
by licid May 22, 2004
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