by Dr Biglet June 17, 2019
Get the ChrisTDs mug.A really sweet and loving guy. Very thoughtful, will always care for you. His eyes are the most beautiful thing in the world. He will never hurt you, will always try to make you at peace. He's really calm, and loves to stay in and just have a romantic day/night. Really likes kisses and hugs.
If you find a Christos, marry him.
If you find a Christos, marry him.
by KiaraAnon November 8, 2019
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A big Greek guy that will fuck any girl he wants
He is nice and charming but will Greek slap the shit out of u if u piss him off. And has a dick the size mount Olympus or the size of a god
He is nice and charming but will Greek slap the shit out of u if u piss him off. And has a dick the size mount Olympus or the size of a god
Jim:did u hear about that guy who gets all the girls to give him head and who splashed Bob
Tom:yh ik him that is Christos he is baitface still
Jim:ali he has a big ass tho
Tom:yh ik him that is Christos he is baitface still
Jim:ali he has a big ass tho
by Yeheheuee February 23, 2019
Get the Christos mug.I was walking down Richmond high street when I saw christs school Richmond students smoking and having it in the Waitrose car park
by Student with ptsd January 25, 2022
Get the Christs school Richmond mug.A common Greek name which literally means "Jesus". Christos is a very good person and is above all others. Everyone should bow down to the Mighty Lord Christos and must adhere to his commands at all times. No one shall question his judgement and all that do will be punished in the fiery depths of hell.
He also has a 9 incher.
He also has a 9 incher.
Person 1 - "Hey, you seen Christos around?"
Person 2 - "Sh. You can't talk about Him in that way. You must say "Is the Almighty Lord Christos Here?""
Person 1 - "Sorry."
Person 2 - "Sh. You can't talk about Him in that way. You must say "Is the Almighty Lord Christos Here?""
Person 1 - "Sorry."
by ChristoGR May 7, 2019
Get the Christos mug.Also commonly known as The Greek, The Great, Bum Fucker,greek god or Crazy son of a bitch. Loves to party, loves big fat greek parties, loves women, makes love to women, women love christos. Kind, sympathetic, and always knows wut not to say, christos charms not only women, but other forms of life. Is very inviting and loves sports, soccer is the best cuz god put it in the commandments in fine print at the bottom. Also on the same level wit an Enzo, Christo and Enzo will rise one day to build an empire, one where everyone can be as great them.
Ey, Christos don hurt me plz, i love greeks
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)
by chris February 1, 2005
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1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."
2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."
3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."
2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."
3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."
by wilja September 21, 2005
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