Christard

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

(See pronunciation)

"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."

by D March 29, 2004

Chrisparrow

When someone is constantly saying something that is not funny, or that causes people to become hating of what someone says.

Group: Haha, Brett has termites!
P1: No! Brett doesn't have termites, he has crabs! *Laughs*
Group: ... You are being such a chrisparrow!

by Germa88 May 9, 2009

Chrismahannukwanzadan

A term invented by myself to cover all religious "holidays" (Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, and Ramadan) in one fell swoop (except for Winter Solstice, of course, and until I get turned into a frog by the Druids, then it's not on my list of things to do).

Happy Chrismahannukwanzadan, everyone! Enjoy your presents and/or fasting and/or reflection on your heritage and/or kosher feast!

by Ruk December 24, 2004

christarian

An authoritarian that uses Christianity as a means to legitimize their ideology.

That preacher screaming about obedience to God, and not about loving your neighbor, is not a Christian. He's really a Christarian.

by jurban1997 January 30, 2017

chrisman27

the chillest lady slayer east of Los Angeles

damn the chrisman27 is chillest lady slayer east of Los Angeles

by luis largo January 22, 2009

chrismahanukwanzaakah

An amalgam of the three most famous winter holidays, first used in Virgin Mobile commercials during the 2004 holiday season. Used to express the coming together of people of all different religious beliefs, and in phrases as a modern but still PC alternative to the classic "Happy Holidays."

Happy Chrismahanukwanzaakah to you!

by Andy January 31, 2005

Chrismahanukwanzakah

The politically correct term for the winter holidays.

Thank you for shopping at Kohls...Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah.

by BumblebeeBaby December 28, 2006