chortles

Noun: Not quite pants, not quite shorts, only for men, only is beige.
Noun: The type of laughter that is silent then turns into a series of grunts.

This originated in Minneapolis, a group of kids wore the same set of shorts/pants everyday, and always made this kid laugh the same kind of way. Thus, his laugh matched the sound "Chortle" and "Chortle" acurately described the pant/shorts.

1. "Yo skinny man, you better put some sunblock on your lower calves if you plan on wearing those chortles."

2."Mutherfucker, don't chortle when I'm talking to you, this is serious."

by Roberto Joolez November 7, 2004

crottles

The infestation of all the STDs known to man in one person

"Are you gonna sleep with Jackie"
"No way man I'm pretty sure she has crottles."

by Jackie4 August 12, 2009

chottle

noun. any cup that is used to spit into when using chewing tobacco.

Pass me a chottle dude I got a dip in.

by Charles Glenn December 12, 2010

Chortles

Another word for marijuana. Derived from the sound a person makes holding a bong or pipe hit that resembles laughter.

Just smoked my last bowlski, now I’m all out of chortles!

by CommonsenseMatters August 19, 2019

Cottles

Imagine "bottles" your baby.
Now the b turns into a "c" as "c" = cock.

*Daddy cottles his two kids (COMPLETELY IN ROLE PLAY AND ABIDING ADULTS OVER 18+)

by Crescent Zeal December 23, 2020

Poops and Chortles

The classier version of Shits and Giggles

Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??

by Mako547 September 25, 2019