Crappertunity

The opportunity to go potty number two (defecate). This is an important thing for the many people who are constipated. These people will often shove the ground hog back in the hole because they can't go potty unless they are in a bathroom where they feel safe and comfortable. Usually such a bathroom exists only at home when others living with this person are at work or otherwise out. As a result, these people end up with very painful constipation.

Wife: "I have very bad gas and my tummy hurts! I haven't gone to the bathroom for five days".

Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"

by rb3 March 19, 2013

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whoppertunity

an opportunity to be that which you are-LOVE

A friend said to me once - I envy the whoppertunities you're about to have. She insisted she'd said 'opportunities' but I heard whoppertunities.

Today's world holds infinite whoppertunities.

by Mary Hayhoe December 10, 2004

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cropportunity

A situation where one discovers a picture would be much more attractive with one or more individuals removed.

Me: I really like this picture, but Michael's in it.

Joe: What a perfect cropportunity.
Me: Done and Done.

by cmaggie07 March 13, 2010

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Chopportunity

An opportunity arises where you can have sex with a girl regardless of her looks. An alright looking girl that many guys would not sleep with but doing her would be all good, and would earn you a certain amount of respect. Having sex also known as chopping a girl.

Bro, look at her, she's looking aright these days. Son, that right there is a chopportunity.

by Crunchy Black 57 September 30, 2011

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