Chontell

Super sexy female whos name is french for Cinderella and is gonna have awesome babies

Chontell has cute kids

by qualified submariner September 5, 2011

chonkles

some damp edible chonkles that are bassicley very hard dirt and blood with sewer water and old boi bones

"all sweedish moms force little bois to feat chonkles and say the kids will grow strong and berowenanzaf if they eat their chonkles on their sweedish poppats and if the sewer pope catches a little sweedish boy with chonkles up their nose or in the hohobaf garbage they will need to drown in the sewers"- Chonkle booty book

by chonkle booty book December 23, 2017

Chontelle

Very loud individuals who have low self esteem because of it. Most people consider Chontelles to be funny, and great to hang around, but they are often left out of activities. Chontelles are creative people, with a talent for the written word. They also love books and reading. Chontelles are prone to addictions but over time will get over them. Chontelles are genuine and a tad quirky, with an overall weakness for air guitaring.

Chontelle, can you keep it down, I can't hear my music through my headphones.

by lucycaffrey April 21, 2011

Chontelle

A fun, smart, gorgeous, beautiful girl, always up for a good time. She is an awesome person with a great personality, if you don’t know her that’s your loss. She wont take any crap so stay on her good side. She prides herself in being an expert at multitasking. Where it comes to drinking she is hard to beat, from weeknight quite ones to the weekend bender she is a master. She is skilled in the art of avoiding hangovers, making her a pleasure to be around after a big night. Chontelle is one of the most amazing persons you will ever meet. One would be lucky to be with Chontelle…

Chontelle is amazing.

by 1 Point to me March 18, 2011

Chortlephins

Noun, the chemical you release when you chortle. Closely related to the endorphin family. To laugh is to release Chortlephins.

"I just saw a bloke fall over in the street, boy did i release chortlephins!"

by Hollifer February 5, 2010

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)

''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

by MrChongle October 7, 2021

Chortle

The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.

Real people:'laughs'
Benedict Solution Preposterous Ivy Harvard Jeeves Monocle Tophat Thee IV: I am s'rry. Is this a joketh yond i am too rich to und'rstand? Chortle Chortle

by Sodonim July 30, 2020