Noam Chomsky

Despite what PENDEJO says, Noam Chomsky is the true American's most valuable resource. The problem with dissent is that you are under much more pressure to produce proof of the true evils you see and know of, as opposed to being pro-conglomerate, which never needs to prove anything, and doesn't care if you don't believe them. Professor Chomsky has an encyclopedic knowledge of FACT, not spun reports, not U.S. media stories, but pure, straight-from-the-source facts. Dr. Chomsky and Dr. Howard Zinn are the most educated and eloquent real voices of dissent, and one would hardly be able to dismiss his truth if one were to actually read it. He provides proof of EVERYTHING he speaks of, and will not comment on a topic he knows nothing of. As of yet, no conservative, 'liberal', right-winger, or republican has been able to discredit anything he has said, nor have they been able to successfully contradict him.

Noam Chomsky gained infamy in the U.S. media in 1979-1980 when he said that a French author who denied the existence and validity of the Holocaust was allowed to publish his works.

by EDUCATED LEFT-WINGER September 17, 2003

chomsky

(n) A genius who tirelessly works to expose the murderous lies committed by the US government abroad.

I've never learned as much from school as I have from Chomsky's books!

by greg February 6, 2007

Chomskyite

1. Of, pertaining to or sharing characteristics with the visionary work or ideas of Noam Chomsky
2. A subscriber to Noam Chomsky's meticulously researched and very uncontroversial assertions
3. A person who isn't deluded
4. Extremely disciplined
5. A person who possesses a remarkably high IQ.
6. Someone who upsets hicks and fools without even trying.
see also chomskyan, chomskian, noam chomsky

'Noam Chomsky - now there's a dude who knows where its at'

by evelyn waughfare November 28, 2003

chomskyite

The most intelligent people on the planet. Statistics show that most followers have an iq of 160 and over. Loved by the open minded and loathed by the crypto fascist corporate demagogues in the Bush cartel.

Ah, another double PhD. Must be a Chomskyite.

by situationist August 31, 2003

Noam Chomsky

one man trying his darndest to make a difference by putting up the best argument against the barrage of corporate propaganda you get through every media outlet in the usa today...

not including cspan and pbs and national public radio...

obviously very intelligent, he is vilified by all those who are afraid to engage him in a debate...

ive heard a several guys try to debate him, they always get very mad and reduce the argument to ad homynym (sp?) attacts...

his writing is a bit tough to understand for those not willing to put in an effort, but some things cannot be said in 5 second sound bites... and thats part of the problem with the USA's basic ignorance of what in the hell their government has been up to...

take a look at the Pentagon Papers, the history of the vietnam war, then see if you think it is relevant info to know, then ask yourself why the hel dont you learn about that stuff in history class???

if you wanna have a good idea whats going on in international geopolitics i highly recomend checking out what mr chomsky has to say...

shucks, noam chomsky sure is cool...

by ernesto February 12, 2004

Chomskyite

A socialist who believes almost religiously in the doctrines of Noam Chomsky. Usually edgy socialist teens or undergraduates who want to sound really smart in political discussions. A subspecies of people who use terms from Marxist theory in general conversations because they know that people will ask what they mean. Only one person can verse Chomskyite theories without sounding pretentious and that person is Noam Chomsky.

Person: "Man, this costs way to much"
Chomskyite: "Yeah, that's the Corporatocracy for you. Y'know they also distort the political landscape?"
Person: "What are you, a Chomskyite?"
Chomskyite: "Yes, but I prefer Libertarian Socialist."

by Workaholics-Anonymous July 24, 2020

chomsky

1) (verb) to lie about and libel someone mercilessly, and in a most outrageous manner

2) (noun) an invented story meant to viciously insult some person or group (in the traditional sense, usually a prominent Israeli Jew or American politician, or the Israeli or US government, or either group as a whole; the target can be any individual or group however); also, an invented story meant to euphemistically gloss over and/or compliment an otherwise reprehensible individual or group.

4 (noun) an outrageous lie; a whopper

(verb) Sharon didn't take her breakup very well; she's been chomskying her ex-boyfriend all over town.

(noun) That guy is an incredible bigot - whenever he's at some public gathering he can't help telling a chomsky or some anti-Semitic joke.

by DrCruel September 8, 2006