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Cholester O's

A replacement noun for any of the various food products ending with "O's" that contain a large amount of unhealthy qualities, or any other spherical foodstuffs such as donuts, cookies, etc.
"Hey mother, what are you making for dinner tonight?"

"Well, I was considering conjuring up some onion rings as an appetizer, some spaghetti o's for the main course, and some donuts and Oreo's for dessert."

"Yeah right, why don't we throw in some Cholester O's while we're at it."

"That's a great idea!"
by Loch Raven November 28, 2009
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The chodesters

Woody- “Hey, have you heard about The Chodesters?”

Tommy- “ Yeah, I heard they’re big streets and small in the bed.”
by Ray Nathan August 2, 2018
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chodester

the owner of a chode
ryan is such a chodester
by big black cow January 13, 2009
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chodeston

A chodeston is a person that is so pathetic and vulnerable to abuse that they aren't just a chode. They also have a chode and are completely and utterly 100% chode. They are usually the kid who always comes over with one of your friends when you have never once called and ivited him over, he weasels his way in...like a chode.
Dude, did you see that Todd found his way to another party? I can't believe he thinks girls like his MC Hammer coat and penny loafers, what a chodeston.
by scott doll August 6, 2006
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Chodestool

A chodestool is someone with a small penis which looks like a mushroom
" hahaha uno that boy there well his nudes got leaked, everyone's saying he's got a chodestool!"
by Yournan@grannyporn.com January 11, 2017
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Queen Helen's Cholesterol

Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.
Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.
by Taystee Taystee October 5, 2007
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chokesterbating

The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. The guilty party will choke him or herself in some manner in order to heighten the sense of pleasure during an orgasm. Can be dangerous, causing possible death.
The lead singer of INXS was chokesterbating hardcore, resulting in death.
by Jesus2 November 5, 2006
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