flying rape choke

Essentially the act of committing a rape choke, however, both legs off the assailant are off the ground and parallel to such.

Can be accomplished with a running start or hang wire used on movie sets.

dude 1: yo bro, see that guy over there, I think he’s grilling us.

Dude 2: word, I’m about to hit this mother f@&ker with a flying rape choke.

by Matt_mcd1117 February 10, 2023

I choked on my latte

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

Choked sneakers

A word used by carle place kids when someone has shoes that bulge up cause they are worn a lot

That kid has a big ass foot and look at his shoes there choked sneakers

by Bdbdotcom January 17, 2017

dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

by joegunn December 17, 2008

corn eyed bowl choker

An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.

Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes

by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011

Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.

Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.

by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018

Chokehold

To be enraptured or caught up in someone, a thing, situation or a story.

“Omg! This new show on Netflix got me in a chokehold!”

“We’ve been texting all week. When I tell you this man’s got me in a damn chokehold!…ugh!

by HappyLatchkey October 3, 2022