A choad chizzler is someone who is attempting to get fuckedfrom behind, mostly a fag, is not getting hit in the ass, but rather missing the hole, resulting in ramming the piece of skin located between the sack, and the ass hole.
Last night I was with my boyfriend Ricardo, trying to get fucked. He was missing the hole, so I looked back and called him a choad chizzler!
Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.
Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??
Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.