Chinobsessed

A person of non-Chinese origin that can be defined as a Sinophile but at the same time does not understand the realities of Chinese culture, food, language (basics), history, politics, and dating. It can also define a person who wants to live in China but lacks the motivation and means to do so. If they do get to China they end up becoming an English teacher in hopes to get with their university students.

Me: Hey remember our classmate, Sean?
You: Yeah what about him?
Me: I think he's Chinobsessed.
You: What do you mean by that?
Me: He's been there 2 years, doesn't know the language, and brags about hooking up with his university students.

by ursaggybutt101 March 4, 2017

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douche-chilliest

When ranking douche chill moments, this term is used for the worst one.

The time that news anchor said keep fucking that chicken had to be the douche-chilliest moment in TV history!

by Nappy Ho DiMaggio May 21, 2010

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hot chilies

A simple exclamation of happiness when something sensical will not do. It is an obscure reference to both Mexicans (though not hateful) and some sort of food.

If one were ever to open a hot chilies stand, it would have to be served out of gondola. Why? It just does, even though it makes no sense. It's logical in an illogical way. To panhandle this food, one would yell, "Gondola hot chilies for sale!"

An Example Conversation

John: "Wow, this is fun!"
Chris: "Yeah it is."
(awkward silence)
Andrew: "Hot chilies!"
John: "Gondola hot chilies..."
Andrew: "... for sale"
Chris laughs.

by John February 14, 2004

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