VLAD: "The babies want the Make-outs to be...a tender secret; a soft memory to sneak away with when all alone."
RAY: "Hm. Can I still call my junk my 'rad chilies'?"
Superstar of History Channels Ancient Aliens, known best for his boisterous personality and rugged good looks, Childress is often described as the Real Life Indiana Jones. An icon in the field of Ancient Astronaut theory, his knack for adventure combined with his "Brando-esque" looks has garnered him legions of female fans and man-minions throughout the planet.
A.K.A Donald Glover from Derrick Comedy, Community, and 30 Rock.
The sickest rapper alive (so much better than Lil Wayne.)
Has two albums out called "Poindexter" and "I Am Just A Rapper"
Looks and sounds a lot like Jay-Z.
For his best songs, listen to "The Awesome", "Get Like Me", and "The Stand".
Guy 1: Hey have you heard the new Lil Wayne song?
Guy 2: Wayne is pure shit now. Childish Gambino is so much better