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Childish Gamboner 

The Boner you get while listening to one of Childish Gambino's Albums
(Pants become tight while listening to Heartbeat ) I got a Childish Gamboner
Childish Gamboner by Dis_Nigga August 8, 2015

Brad Childress 

Cluelessly inept football coach who cannot accept critisism in any form. Usually typified by arrogant snippets and lack of original thought.
The game, season, and franchise were lost due to the Brad Childress like behavior of the coach.
Brad Childress by Zygi Wilf June 26, 2007

rad chilies 

VLAD: "The babies want the Make-outs to be...a tender secret; a soft memory to sneak away with when all alone."
RAY: "Hm. Can I still call my junk my 'rad chilies'?"
rad chilies by ig July 9, 2003

childesprettywife

a very pretty mutual on tiktok that simps for childe <3
" childesprettywife is so attractive "
childesprettywife by zarinaaa March 11, 2022

David Childress 

Superstar of History Channels Ancient Aliens, known best for his boisterous personality and rugged good looks, Childress is often described as the Real Life Indiana Jones. An icon in the field of Ancient Astronaut theory, his knack for adventure combined with his "Brando-esque" looks has garnered him legions of female fans and man-minions throughout the planet.
"I noticed Giorgio Tsoukalos wasn't at the Emmys last night, although The Colossal David Childress made the best dressed list"

Childish Gambino 

A.K.A Donald Glover from Derrick Comedy, Community, and 30 Rock.
The sickest rapper alive (so much better than Lil Wayne.)
Has two albums out called "Poindexter" and "I Am Just A Rapper"
Looks and sounds a lot like Jay-Z.
For his best songs, listen to "The Awesome", "Get Like Me", and "The Stand".
Guy 1: Hey have you heard the new Lil Wayne song?
Guy 2: Wayne is pure shit now. Childish Gambino is so much better