Chickenism

When someone's input to a conversation is not at all valuable and is often lacking severely in insight.

Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Whatever... Just means... Whatever!'

Person 1: 'Can I have a can of Lilt?'
Person 2: 'What?'
Person 1: 'You know, Lilt!'
Person 2: 'Spell it.'
Person 1 (Chickenism): 'Yes, Lilt, L - I - T - E, Lilt!'

by Al3xand3r July 20, 2009

chicette

The most up-to-the-minute span on the term fashionista. Also see fash-insider and fasheratti.

That designer is totally chicette.

by lisa cant January 7, 2007

Chickenis

A chickenis is a chick penis.

Oh my god Chelsea has a chickenis on her arm!

by AmberAnonymous December 9, 2008

chickenaise

A condiment developed by experimental gastronomist Joseph Trinity, Chickenaise is a culinary breakthrough. Thought to be a biological impossibility, Dr. Trinity discovered that it is possible to infuse an emulsion of specific oils, herbs and spices with not only the albumen of Galliformes' or Anseriformes' eggs, but with the parent fowl itself. The resulting product is a creamy, rich, hearty spread with limitless food service applications. As of this writing, Chickenaise is currently pending FDA approval. In March of 2010, a poultry advocacy group, Individuals Believing in Ethical Chicken treatment (IBEC) petitioned to ban Chickenaise, citing "...the abhorrent concoction is degrading to chickens and birds of the like. To take the life of an unborn creature egg for the purpose of consumption is in itself inhumane. But to slaughter and combine it's own mother in the dish is perverse. Tasty, but perverse."

This BLT is dry and lacking a hint of bird. I wish someone would develop Chickenaise!!!

by jostriwa March 19, 2010

chickenoid

A Portmanteau of "Chicken" and "Humanoid." Humanoid is a term defined as "having human form or characteristics" and is often used in Sci-Fi shows such as Star Trek. Chicken is, well, chicken... And the taste of X is often compared to that of the taste of Chicken: "Tastes like Chicken!" Thus a chickenoid is meat that "tastes like chicken," but comes from a completely different animal.

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Person A: Mmm, snake steak!

Person B: Eww...

Person A: What? Snake tastes like chicken!

Person B: Huh, I never knew snakes were chickenoids...

Person A: Wtf...?

Person B: It's called UrbanDictionary... Use it...

Person A: .......

by Ryan3932 September 9, 2010

chickenfist

The act of inserting a closed fist into a prolapsed rectum, then opening the hand and forcefully removing it. The result is the rectal wall is pulled out around the hand, looking like chicken skin.

I chickenfisted that ho!

by xxxdood December 6, 2006

Chickenbitch

Adjective used to describe something radical.

Also used to define the movement of drinking and engaging in sexual intercourse as developed by chickenbitch.com

I slept for 15 hours after that bottle of rum. CHICKENBITCH!

by Davey ChickenBitch November 20, 2009