Chegwin

A penis that grows smaller as it becomes erect.

"I was really looking forward to getting to know him in the biblical sense. Sadly, it quickly became apparent that he was rocking a Chegwin."

by NecroDomicon January 28, 2018

Chegwinnit

A small, highly buoyant, bit of poo that remains in the bowl following a flush and steadfastly refuses to disappear. Plunging and targeted tissue draping are ineffective.

Self-generated chegwinnits mainly occur the first time you visit your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parent's house.

Stranger's chegwinnits are regularly found in public conveniences.

Often shortened to 'cheg'.

I couldn't believe it. I was lunching with Kate and Wills when I needed a crap, and a fucking chegwinnit refused to flush! I scooped it out and fed the fucker to a corgi

by Violet Toad October 13, 2011

Mr. Cherwink

The lord of all band directors. He never makes memes for you even if you remind him for like a whole year. He is the god of the secondary section and the Concert band classes. Also known as Lord Cherwink, Sensei Cherwink, Senor Cherwink, and Sir Cherwink

Band: Sir! Cherwink! Sir! (Cue excruciatingly horrible voice crack) Cheeeeeeeeeeerwiiiiiiiiiink!
Grow Secondaries (In hushed whispers): We love you Mr. Cherwink!

by Yeetblaster October 1, 2017

chewing the scenery

In reference to actors (William Shatner comes immediately to mind) chewing the scenery means overacting or over-emoting.

His expression of being shocked by the murder was so great he was chewing the scenery.

by Urban Nate December 3, 2009

chewing cloth

variant of camel toe as seen through panties

Her pussy was so hungry, she was chewing cloth!
Her jeans are so tight. she's chewing cloth!

by stoat February 22, 2004

chezzing

When somebody continuously lies about their life and experiences in order to look cool and help cover up other lies

Bill : Im a firefighter/EMT in a small town near boston
Adam: Oh please...quit chezzing me Bill

by ChezBot November 3, 2013

Chewing the Wax

When one performs oral on a male while he wears a condom, either to avoid a mouthful of cum or to avoid catching STDs.

I was nervous about giving Eric a blowjob, but chewing the wax ensured I didn't get his syphilis-filled semen in my mouth.

by urbanSocrates May 2, 2018