cheesemonger

vendor of cheese or indeed purveyor of interesting ideas

The cheesemonger showed us his wares

or

That guy is a real cheesemonger

by cheesemonger January 23, 2004

CheeseSoda

A strange concoction of cheese, mixed with soda. Causing a sticky, fizzing and delicious explosion in your mouth. CheeseSoda endures many gay jokes, despite being the most awesomest thing to enter your mouth! For both girls and guys alike.

Boy 1: Oh man I has the most delicious cheesesoda explosion in my mouth this morning.

Boy 2: Oh thats so gay!

Girl 1: I totally sucked up the cheesesoda this morning too!

by codyhavoc September 16, 2010

cheeselog

More commenly known as a woodlouse. If you are unsure of what a woodlouse is then they are the little grey bugs with loads of legs that roll up into a ball when you flick them.
Also partial to damp.

There is a cheeselog family living in my bathroom.

by Chrissybabes23 May 26, 2005

cheesepodder

An individual who fills their iPod or MP3 player with songs they will quite obvioulsy never listen to and have for the shear hell of it.

Often, cheesepodders discuss this and compete to out-cheese each other.

Levi: Yo Neil, I got 163 new songs on my iPod last night most of them by the vengaboys.

Neil: OMFGZ you cheesepodder, i need to catch up with you on tune count.

by Baron Von Ironmaggot July 26, 2009

Cheeseman

Cheeseman (chee-z ma-an) noun

This word is generally used to describe an insincer, cheesy shyster. A greasy kinda guy with a used car salesman vibe.

OMG don't fall for that. He is Cheeseman!

by Dragonlady58 December 30, 2020

cheesemare

A nightmare produced by the ingestion of a large amount of cheese just before you go to bed.

I shouldn't of ate all that aged cheddar before i went to bed, i had the harshest cheesemare last night.

by Remedy X April 24, 2005

CheeseOnToast

Term commonly used to describe a traditional english breakfast.

It also gives reference to a young, female gamer, most likely of Northern UK origin, who revels in online gaming, living and breathing on IRC, talking about sheep and cows and her field, and giggling uncontrollably at other gamers through TeamSpeak.

Melly was referred to as CheeseOnToast, as befitting the common description.

by Aco October 21, 2004