the hand of a heterosexual male that starts to wander, communicating his desire to have intercourse with a female. typically happens when couple is in bed and often when female is half-asleep.
j: "honey, not now, i'm really tired."
m: "mmm, you smell so good baby..."
j: "i told you not now.. enough with the creeping hand! fuck!!"
m: "bitch"
m: "mmm, you smell so good baby..."
j: "i told you not now.. enough with the creeping hand! fuck!!"
m: "bitch"
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by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003
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The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:
"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date
Be sure to follow PEMDAS.
Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.
The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:
"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date
Be sure to follow PEMDAS.
Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.
Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"
Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."
Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."
Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."
Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."
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"bitch i already did!"
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"bitch i already did!"
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