balance the checkbook

masturbating while taking a crap. thus making a deposit and a withdraw.

while watching porn and eating spicy nachos, andrew suddenly had to go balance the checkbook.

by ryfunk November 29, 2007

Checkyopantsfoo

domination in any forum.

who do you think you are? Checkyopantsfoo!

by evilnblack inc January 16, 2009

Chickyboo

A general pet name for someone.

Hey chickyboo, hows it goinggggggggg?

by sophlalalaaa February 15, 2009

CheckYourGear

This is what you hear at the front of the plane before wingsuit flyers are about to do their thing

When the red light comes on in the plane.
"CheckYourGear you flocking flockers"
"door!"
"HOT"
woohoo

by decompresion November 11, 2009

Furry checkbook

Another name for a pussy, moot, vagina, vertical smile and so on. Rather than the act.

Show us your furry checkbook (or furry cheque book in oz).

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

Checkerboxed

Absolutely fucked, totally dickered. Squared up and put down. Non-intelligible, futuristic terminology.

He's absolutely checkerboxed bud.

by bong30 May 18, 2023

nigger's checkbook

1. A term used to describe a state of intoxication (either by alcohol or someother substance)
2. All fucked up

After I leave the bar, I'm gonna be nigger's checkbook.

We smoked so much dope, I was nigger's checkbook.

by snake801 December 20, 2006