Chaps

Northern Ireland noun referring to fat potato chips. Usually they have to come from a chap shap and be cooked by a big girl. Best cooked in beef dripping and slathered in red sauce and salt n vinegar. Also good with a tinna coke.

If only their chaps didnt taste so good, I would wanna eat them all the time. Ah well, sure I'm fat anyway.

by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006

chaps

said when one is feeling annoyed, rubbed the wrong way, etc.

Madison: "I think Dairy Queen is closed today..."
Tucker: "Chaps."

by madisoncheye March 5, 2015

chaps

When its fucking cold.

"it's so fucking chaps that my dick is like a fucking stalagtite"

by Alex Kempton March 10, 2007

chaps

when a girl has shaved her genitalia without shaving her legs

Women from the Conga frequently sport chaps.

by The Velour Fog September 16, 2008

chaps

the epidemy of awesomeness. super cool.

"Dude, i just won the lotto!"
"CHAPS!!!!!!! man, chaps!"

by shorty spice April 21, 2010

chaps

Could'a Had A Polo Shirt

A cheaper, more casual line of clothes than Polo, by Ralph Lauren. Its logo is a "C" or a "C" with an RL in it, in laurels. A cut above stuff like Hollister or Old Navy, but still doesn't make the big leagues like Lacoste and Polo

Bob: Yo, look at that dude with the polo with the laurels on it! I see a bigass C in a box. Must be Chaps.

Rob: Yup. He's about 30 bucks short of a real polo, or it's 30% off at The Bay this weekend

by Fortuna Fortes Juvat September 1, 2008

CHAPS

A Mental Health hellhole of Meadville, PA. Where Staff Members create a dillusional sanctuary, where they monitor the heavily medicated consumers that the system wants to forget. Only to credit them with the ability to give & point fingers regarding 'stigma' so the organizations and it's staff members can make money. Then go back and strip the consumers of their dreams, hopes, and every sense of pride & independence.

What's wrong?

I got kicked outta CHAPS again!

For what?

I wasn't allowed to have more than 2 cigarettes in an hour! ...so I'm not allowed to go to CHAPS for 6 months and I have to either treat my apartment like a prison or hang out aimlessly in-front of neighborhood bars!<:(

by Mrs. Blonde-Badkneez July 16, 2009