A once respected cable channel. Many years ago it was a serious source of historical information and now it is Reality TV, Pseudoscience, and Pseudohistory. Actual history has been abandoned for ratings.
I learned everything I know about History from the History channel. I learned that aliens helped humans build the Pyramids, The Bible contains a secret code which can be deciphered using a computer, monsters are real, and Nostradamus predicted 9/11.
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Before digital cable, it was the pay per view channels that kids would watch because half of them were porn. When you didn't pay for the movie you could still go to the channel, but the picture was terrible and "fuzzy", but would occasionally clear up for a few seconds, and you could see everything you wanted to see. All kids in elementary knew what the fuzzy channels were.
Hey, your parents aren't around, check out what's on the fuzzy channels...........................woaaaaaaaaaaah
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Guy 1: Hey, wanna That Cybert Channel?
Guy 2: Ehh, not really, they really fell off after FNAF fan games 5. Although that Jerika girl is really cute 😏😏😏
Guy 1: ERRRHHHHH *thrusts*
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the final stage of the game can be activated instantly if the reciever does not know what the game is. Or mistakes it with any other thing in existance.
Guy 2: Ehh, not really, they really fell off after FNAF fan games 5. Although that Jerika girl is really cute 😏😏😏
Guy 1: ERRRHHHHH *thrusts*
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, the final stage of the game can be activated instantly if the reciever does not know what the game is. Or mistakes it with any other thing in existance.
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Get the Change your channel mug.What once started off as a simple statement by an individual named Echo: "I read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk" delved into an argument into what is better of the two: Cereal with milk or Cereal with water.
The leader of the water cereal side was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal side was TNTRay and as tensions rose, Raven gave an awe inspiring speech that said:
"DEAR NATION OF #stream-channel , YOUR TYRANNY HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG. FOR FAR TOO LONG THE MILK CEREAL NATION HAS EXILED US, SHAMED US, ATTACKED US. BUT NO LONGER! TONIGHT, MILK CEREAL NATION, YOU WILL FACE YOUR END AT THE HANDS OF THE WATER CEREAL"
With that Ashs aid:
"HERE YE HERE YE. BY ORDER OF THE COUNCIL OF THE CEREAL, WE HEREBY DECLARE WATER CEREAL AS AN ATTEMPT OF VIOLENCE TOWARD PUBLIC SAFETY AND A BLATANT REMARK REBELLING AGAINST PEACE AND TRANQUILITY. FOLLOWING ARTICLE 3 PASSAGE 7 OF THE CEREAL ACCORDS, I, REPRESENTATIVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH OF THE MILK CEREAL, HEREBY BANISH THOSE OF THE WATER CEREAL COMMUNITY. THEY WILL BE GIVEN 24 HOURS TO GATHER THEIR BELONGINGS AND SAY GOOD BYE TO LOVED ONES. SHOULD THEY CHOOSE TO IGNORE SAID JUDGEMENT, THEY WILL BE GIVEN PUNISHMENT OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE"
(credits to Ash1001 for most of the information)
The leader of the water cereal side was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal side was TNTRay and as tensions rose, Raven gave an awe inspiring speech that said:
"DEAR NATION OF #stream-channel , YOUR TYRANNY HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG. FOR FAR TOO LONG THE MILK CEREAL NATION HAS EXILED US, SHAMED US, ATTACKED US. BUT NO LONGER! TONIGHT, MILK CEREAL NATION, YOU WILL FACE YOUR END AT THE HANDS OF THE WATER CEREAL"
With that Ashs aid:
"HERE YE HERE YE. BY ORDER OF THE COUNCIL OF THE CEREAL, WE HEREBY DECLARE WATER CEREAL AS AN ATTEMPT OF VIOLENCE TOWARD PUBLIC SAFETY AND A BLATANT REMARK REBELLING AGAINST PEACE AND TRANQUILITY. FOLLOWING ARTICLE 3 PASSAGE 7 OF THE CEREAL ACCORDS, I, REPRESENTATIVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH OF THE MILK CEREAL, HEREBY BANISH THOSE OF THE WATER CEREAL COMMUNITY. THEY WILL BE GIVEN 24 HOURS TO GATHER THEIR BELONGINGS AND SAY GOOD BYE TO LOVED ONES. SHOULD THEY CHOOSE TO IGNORE SAID JUDGEMENT, THEY WILL BE GIVEN PUNISHMENT OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE"
(credits to Ash1001 for most of the information)
Remember 15/02/2021?
yeah, the time of The Cereal War Of Ranboo's Stream Channel!
The day where we all had a war over what was right to eat with cereal, water or milk.
Where Philza Minecraft himself stated that "when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better"
yeah, the time of The Cereal War Of Ranboo's Stream Channel!
The day where we all had a war over what was right to eat with cereal, water or milk.
Where Philza Minecraft himself stated that "when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better"
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