Imagine a horse. Imagine the heap of horse-shits.
Are you with me?
Now, imagine the worm inside the horse-shits which is eating them (intestinal worm). Now, imagine the shits of that worm.
So, that bloody heap of smelly worm shits is chalga.
In other words, chalga is extracted shit from all dirt in the World.
God bless all who are not in Bulgaria and those that don’t know what is this chalga. Fucking chalga is everywhere in Bulgaria.
Are you with me?
Now, imagine the worm inside the horse-shits which is eating them (intestinal worm). Now, imagine the shits of that worm.
So, that bloody heap of smelly worm shits is chalga.
In other words, chalga is extracted shit from all dirt in the World.
God bless all who are not in Bulgaria and those that don’t know what is this chalga. Fucking chalga is everywhere in Bulgaria.
by ToDoR April 08, 2005
Catchy music because of the same beat being repeated over and over again. Sung in bulgarian but the melody is usually turkish. The sluts who sing it have probably spent there life savings on plactic surgery and were probably drunk when they decided to be chalgagiki
by Matzka December 22, 2005
chalga...the very word should strike fear into the heart of every single rationally thinking individual.chalga is the most popular music in Bulgaria and is a mixture of various oriental elements combined with a simple,shallow melody and an even more simple beat.all of this is unified by a really superficial,impotent,dull or just plain stupid text which inspires mainly the sexual,vulgar and material part of society.chalga numbs the mind,rendering all human senses simple and decadent.it corodes your brain like a fuckin' desease and eats up everything inside until only dreams of Mercedes,cash nad whores are left.it provokes a decadent and self-destructive lifestyle-people who listen to chalga are often more open to drugs,alcohol and mindless violence.male singers dress as lowlifes,female ones even more so until they look like some prostitute you can see on the red lights district in Amsterdam.chalga fuckin' sucks and is the most low and meaningless form of expressing yourself through music.fuck that it's not even music.it's just a way for dumb sons-of-bitches to take the money of even dumber sons-of-bitches.end.
as if the above isn't enough?chalga sounds like something of the sort:"I'm drunk,I'm useless,I want to have sex with you".
by intothedark November 27, 2007
Chalga is mostly common in Bulgaria.The best music for rejects who like cheap achohol.To be a chalga singer you need to have:
gigantic breasts
awful voice
no brain
making sex and adventure
wearing clothes so tight your going almost naked
gigantic breasts
awful voice
no brain
making sex and adventure
wearing clothes so tight your going almost naked
There are cetrain chalga clubs in Bulgaria who are visited by these monsters.Here are just some of the bitches:
Ivana
Preslava
Mara otvarachkata
Azis(he was gay!)
and many,many more.(just see payner for more examples)
If you hear chalga stay away!There is nothing good about that music!
Ivana
Preslava
Mara otvarachkata
Azis(he was gay!)
and many,many more.(just see payner for more examples)
If you hear chalga stay away!There is nothing good about that music!
by XDangerXpoisonX November 02, 2009
Very shity music made by Bulgarian low-inteligent musiciants adicted to low-quality alcohol and preformed by guipsies and retarded whors(most often blond).The lyrics are cheesy and doesn't ring any bells...at all
by Victor 6taigata February 20, 2005
Not particularly sophisticated music by (often) not particularly sophisticated composers, writers, and performers, mostly targeted at not particularly sophisticated listeners with 1/2" foreheads and no necks (insurance business folks, cops, cheap alcohol addicts, etc.)
Features cheesy lyrics and primitive melody, bearing superficial resemblance to traditional Bulgarian folk music.
From Turkish "chalga" meaning popular music (or sort of - corrections welcome.)
Features cheesy lyrics and primitive melody, bearing superficial resemblance to traditional Bulgarian folk music.
From Turkish "chalga" meaning popular music (or sort of - corrections welcome.)
by Filan Kishiqta April 08, 2005
I'm from Bulgaria, and chalga is the most stupid, idotic,and frankly fucked up music style in the world. Listened usually after consuming large amounts of cheap alcohol. Authors: untalanted, Singers: Stupid as hell, usually female, sometimes gay if male, and with enough silicon(if female or gay) in their breasts to make at least 800 computer chips.
Example for chalga:
A doggy drags a bus,(Kuche vlachi reis,)
A doggy drags a bus.(Kuche vlachi reis.)
o.0
A doggy drags a bus,(Kuche vlachi reis,)
A doggy drags a bus.(Kuche vlachi reis.)
o.0
by Martin Georgiev(stress on the i-s) April 15, 2006